JamesWeb.co.uk Updates

Lorne Stewart or Launch To It?

Thu, 15 May 2008 23:00:00 GMT

Following the huge success of Brian or Brine, we didn't think there could be a sequel. That is, until we realised "Lorne Stewart" sounds EXACTLY like the popular phrase "Launch To It". Think you can distinguish the two through 10 intense rounds of listening action? This JamesWeb original thinks you can't!

Interactive Soul Sector

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:00:00 GMT

Following the success of the pilot episode, John Major returns with JamesWeb's first interactive game show. You can play at home for just 30 JWs!

Brian or Brine

Sat, 26 May 2007 22:00:00 GMT

The premise sounds simple enough, BUT SUPRISED YOU MAY BE! Can you tell what's being said? Brian or brine? I don't know!

Dark Town

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 23:00:00 GMT

There's darkness in this town... Help Leon S. Benedict escape this dark hell world, infested with zombies in this intuitive point and click survival horror. Can you unlock the secret third town?

Ya Should've Said Syringe

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 0:00:00 GMT

It's the only way to win on TV quizzes. You've got to say syringe, or you can expect to hear something like this in your ear for years to come. Just in time for Christmas.

15 Tales of Urban Tittle-Tattle

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 0:00:00 GMT

Matt presents 15 epic tales from the city, ranging from the small things like losing your ice cream to the wind, to the huge things in life, like losing your keys. An unmissable watch, just in time for Christmas.

Facegary 5a: Frere Richard-Gary De Visage

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 0:00:00 GMT

Part one of an epic two part Facegary. Facegary appears on Big Brother, who will be the first to be evicted? Who will win? YOU DECIDE. Just in time for Christmas.

Captain Flannigan

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 23:00:00 GMT

Captain Flannigan is a hero of sorts. But not. Enjoy.

Bobby's House: Thermometer

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 23:00:01 GMT

I was dreaming of how much Flash I could make in my spare time if I ever got a job, it was then I realised I have even more spare time as it is. So I made a new Bobby's House. This one has a thermometer. Watch it IMMEDIATELY. You may also note the Play Again system is based on patented Relax, Man technology.

Relax, Man

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 23:00:00 GMT

When Gypsy Cat wanted to leave, Matt just wanted him to relax. This wasn't as easy as it sounded, with James ever ready to punch Gypsy Cat in the face whenever the opportunity arose. Only you can protect him and get him to that ultimate level of relaxation (sleep). Based on a true story.

JamesWeb Radio and Podcast

Thu, 06 Jul 2006 23:00:00 GMT

Sometimes the James of JamesWeb and the friends of James of JamesWeb make a radio station happen on the internet. You can listen live if you're a lucky man. Otherwise you can download individual shows, or subscribe to the podcast, you will be rich indeed.

Old'ens Episode 2

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 23:00:00 GMT

The Old'ens return to tell us exactly what they think about the modern wonder of microwave meals. Outrageous!

Soul Sector

Fri, 07 Apr 2006 23:00:00 GMT

John Major hosts the hit new game show which has been described as 'A completely mindblowing experience, possibly the biggest JamesWeb release to date.' A tenacious contestant takes on the decision tubes through up to 6 exciting rounds. Will they be able to find the Soul Sector in time? Expect the unexpected, the unthinkable, and even the impossible.

Facegary 4: J'Aime Brussles francais

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 5:00:00 GMT

Christmas is here in the 80s, and Facegary is feeling more festive than ever. $pain objects to becoming the Christmas tree, but will Facegary be offended? Find out in this epic yuletide adventure.

JamesWeb Advent Calendar 2005

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 5:00:01 GMT

Relive the highs and lows of JamesWeb's 2005 Christmas wonderbus in the form of an advent calendar. 24 nuggets of hilarity for every day leading up to Christmas, and then you're expected to go cold turkey straight after. And for those of you with no sense or magic or wonder, here's the list of what's on it:

"The Search For Another Delicious Turkey Dinner - Part One" by James
"Tony the Cactus" by James and Rich
"Happy Birthday James!" by James
"Melody Man Act 1" by Matt
"Jam - A Helby Christmas Teeme" by James
"Dynamic Grandma 1" by Dan
"John's Excitement Game" by James
"Cat-O-Blue Tribute" by Rich
"Lines" by James and Rich
"I'm Sharon Osbourne" by Different People!
"Melody Man Act 2" by Matt
"Dynamic Grandma 2" by Dan
"Ear Drained" by Fenris
"Jam - A Feeble Christmas Rain" by James
"Riddle Pirate" by Rich and Susie
"Tony the Cacti" by James and Rich
"Melody Man Act 3" by Matt
"Dynamic Grandma 3" by Dan
"Sommet by Matt!" by Matt
"Pride" by James
"Christmas Dog!" by James
"Lazy Can Be Productive" by Fenris (feat. MJ!)
"Facegary 4" by Jym, Xanni and Semaj
"The Search For Another Delicious Turkey Dinner - Conclusion" by James

How To Build A Marshmallow (Guest director: Matt)

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 4:00:00 GMT

When the How To Build series was in full swing, Matt contributed this masterpiece, and I figured I'd upload it now because things have been a bit slow around here recently. Enjoy!

A Film About Cress

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 5:00:00 GMT

So we were thinking of things to make movies about, contraversial issues that have never genuinely been tackled in an online format accessible to all ages. And ye came up with it, cress. And since dark humour seems to be the 'in thing' on the internet right now... We made it about a man who loves cress more than his family. Complete with emo wobbly graphics. Enjoy!

A Cat-O-Blue Tribute

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 5:00:00 GMT

Now this one certainly came as a suprise... On the same day we first uploaded Facegary 3 to NewGrounds, I get an email, telling me someone's made a tribute to Cat-O-Blue, which was also on NewGrounds... So I go and look, and it turns out it's a colaboration of three people! Which is fantastic and amazing an' all, just... A little unexpected. I'm just a small town boy with neighbourhood dreams, y'know? It features remakes of three of the classic episodes. Alyssa Milano did Cat-O-Blue 8, ZekeySpaceyLizard remade Cat-O-Blue 5 and Netninjin Cat-O-Blue 6, each bringing their own personal styles to them. It's fantastic, but completely bizarre for me to watch... And incidentally, it did better on Newgrounds than any Cat-O-Blue ever did.

Facegary 3: Winnipeg is an old French woman

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 5:00:00 GMT

Facegary came back... But should he have?

Old'ens

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 5:00:00 GMT

Ever wondered what goes through old people's minds when you ask them something? This, the first in a series of documentary styled movies will have your skin crawling with the sheer outrageousness of old people speaking their mind.